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 12:50 | 2/Nov/2007 |
| Fish TRAP..... | |
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| A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; his wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. The wife, to escape her snoring husband,decided to take the boat out. Since she was not familiar with the lake,she rowed out to the midd...
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| 17:08 | 29/Oct/2007 |
| Chinese PUZZLE..... | |
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| A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one nightandhe saw Steven Spielberg.As he was a great fan of his movies,he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied,"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pe...
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| 17:14 | 22/Sep/2007 |
| Sister's ACT..err...&....REACT | |
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| A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ” Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? She giggles and shyly replies, “Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.” St. Peter says, ” Okay, dip the...
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| 17:24 | 17/Sep/2007 |
| Johnny & THE RADIO.... | |
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| Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called “Mate Match“.The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers ...
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| 17:12 | 4/Sep/2007 |
| Comparisons......Ouch...!!!! | |
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| A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, ...
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| 18:36 | 3/Sep/2007 |
| Monkey Business !!!!! | |
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| A guy walks into a bar with his pet chimp. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the chimp starts jumping all over the place. The chimp grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.The bartender screams a...
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| 15:50 | 30/Jul/2007 |
| IMPRINT......Love Bites.. | |
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| A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, ano...
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| 12:25 | 28/Jul/2007 |
| Lil Johnny...Bus..BHAS.. BHAS Baba | |
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| Little Johnny walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."Johnny goes on with several animals until the bu...
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| 15:34 | 25/Jul/2007 |
| Lil' Johnny...Bad TIMING !!!! | |
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| While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom ...
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| 17:00 | 24/Jul/2007 |
| Gas TROUBLE | |
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| A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked."No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan explained.A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again."Oh n...
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| Hreet Kaur | 16:55 | 20/Aug/2007 |
| Friends: (127)
| City: Sheffield
| Interests: nothing.............
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| Sorry madam no locks |
| Lastweek I went to France. I visited a small place in southern France calledCastres. I was staying in old castle converted into hotel, keeping the oldtradition of place as it is. I was excited as well as scared to go to France, as Ihave heard many stories about French people being rude to English speakers andmake their lives miserable. Trust me it ...
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| vira | 11:41 | 13/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (213)
| City: Nagpur
| Interests: music,photography...
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| some useful for love |
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| Funny situations between boys & girls.........BOY : I can't leave you ... GIRL : Do you love me so much?? BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot. BOY : May I hold your hand??GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?? BOY : Were you away?? GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night? BOY : What tim...
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| Alwin | 02:37 | 4/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (233)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: CreatinG Internat...
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| My Forgetable Moment's .. |
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| My Forgetable Moment's ..On 25th Nov In Our Organization M/s. Larsen & Toubro Ltd.,I Got A Great Gift From Our Quality Incharge Mr. Murali .,Do U Knw 4 Wat ?We Are 12 Members In Our Group .. We had Find Out An High Quality Mix design In Our Ecc Division ..To Built Much More Quality Projects All Over The World ..Do U Knw Our Quality Policy : > . Lea...
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| srinivas ek | 15:47 | 11/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (23)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: cricket,
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| WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVIDCE COLUMNS |
| Subject: Why men don'twrite advice columns... DearTed, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for workleaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone morethan a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to ahalt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home Ic...
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| kishore Navale | 13:26 | 21/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (160)
| City: Pune
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| HAPPY DASSHERA |
| SAGAR SI KHUSIYAN, AASMA BHAR PYAR, MITHAI KI KHUSBU, RANGOLI KI BAHAR, MUBARK HO APKO YE DASSHERE KA TYOHAR HAPPY DASSHERA
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| DENSON JOSEPH | 12:00 | 7/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (619)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: Fitness
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| NRI's & NANDIGRAM |
| 74 NRIs, belonging to a diverse group of academics, professionals, lawyers, activists and students, many of them volunteers and supporters of the organization - Association for India's Development – have filed a collective Right to Information application at the Indian Embassy in Washington DC. The Questions raised are the following:ü Have d...
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| Tammanna | 18:32 | 13/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (219)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: Music and reading
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| A night of romance |
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| A night of romance A night of romance is all I desireCradling creamy moon in my lapThe twinkle of stars in my eyesSweet smell of wine in our sighsSitting beside you on the grassUnder the clear black open skiesYour fingers moving hesitantlySlowly trying to touch mineDistant music floating in the air Rhythm of heart-beats deep insideSending shivers d...
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| vandy 10 | 17:28 | 13/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (95)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: Music,paintig,rea...
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| Our Good Deeds are Rewarded |
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| Hi Friends its been long, i am not able to post much of a reading stuff due to lack of time. So today i am posting one of the true story i got from my friend.......Enjoy..The following story is this week's winner of the Strangely True Story Contest. The author has received a credit of $100 toward a live session with any of our consultants. My famil...
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| Elisabeth | 04:14 | 12/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (215)
| City: Amsterdam
| Interests: painting,drawing,...
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| Bollywood The Show |
| in December in The Netherlands. Fabulous Indian musicalshow for the whole family Bollywood - The Show is the new music and dance sensation! Looking back over 80 years of Indian cinema on the basis of beautiful images, known choreographies and successful soundtracks. A fascinating introduction to the glamourwereld of the world's largest film ...
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| greengrass | 10:29 | 11/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (473)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: Swimming, Dance, ...
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| Technology has improved so much…aaah! ?! |
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| From www.manakkudiyan.com : All the technology advancement is only for people comforts. I remember my teacher told me once “The fellow who invented the TV remote must be very lazy. But his invention made work easy for others”. When you have technology, you should use it. See How an IT professional uses the technology for his need. I am sure, you...
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| kavita | 20:58 | 2/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (154)
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| A WOMAN'S DAY |
| Every minute, to and fro,That"s the way my hours go,Bring me this, take me that,Feed the dog, put out the cat,Standing up I eat my toast, Drink my coffee, thaw the roast,Empty garbage, make the bed,Rush to church, wash my head,Sweep the kitchen, wax the floor,Scrub th...
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| priya | 14:21 | 24/Sep/2007 |
| Friends: (6)
| City: Vishakapatnam
| Interests: Reading books
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| Friendship Adds |
| Frindship friendship Adds Colours To Life, Making Each Day Beautiful And Bright.
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| chitra priya... | 19:58 | 21/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (382)
| City: ernakulam
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| School memories Last bench chatting… silly fights Under bench munching Those yawned teachers Naughty pranks … out stood classes School uniforms … school trees Deep friendship … game period Lunch time … special classes Your lab galattas … b’ day treats Exam hall … beating from teachers Those never written postponed tests Last minute preparations …Fi...
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| Saniya | 14:49 | 29/Sep/2007 |
| Friends: (167)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: Psychology,Para p...
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| You CAN ,yes only you CAN .... |
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| The only thing You CAN do is.... You say, “I wish I could do that. But I can’t.” Sometimes the thing you desire seems most evasive and elusive to you. You may seem to think that you need money or something else that is external to you for you to be able to achieve your desire. And because this external thing is away from you and you don’t have it, ...
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| Chetna Gusani | 09:23 | 8/Sep/2007 |
| Friends: (36)
| City: Rajkot
| Interests: Singing, Music, d...
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| Judgement of People |
| Yesterday I seen Saregamapa and Star voice of India. I feel very shoked when I knew the results. Priyani in Star Voice of India and Mauli in Saregamapa have been eliminated. To be very frank from the begining I oppose the way of judgement i.e. you can not judge the person's voice quality merely by voating by SMS. A common man who has no knowledge o...
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| Rashmi | 14:53 | 10/Sep/2007 |
| Friends: (35)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: Drawing, Reading
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| HE loves me |
| Her name is Titli (butterfly). Her eyes are full of life. Just as butterfly, I have always seen her with best of her mood all the time. She loves sun, she loves trees, she loves the breeze. She always sits near the window of her room to gaze outside. Her room has a tiny bed which is enough for this 10 yrs girl. It always has white bed sheet, neatly...
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| seema | 02:14 | 27/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (58)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: Reading ,chatting...
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| Surrogate Father |
| The night was dark & moonless ;the air so chilling & still that one could hear the insects crawling in the nearby vegetation.I still remember that day ,not only because it was my 18th birthday ,but because that day had changed our lives forever & nothing was the same again-ever. After setting the dinner on the table,mom called out fo...
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| Tanisha | 11:07 | 21/Nov/2007 |
| Friends: (245)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: Reading, Listenin...
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| Time |
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| (author unknown) A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the pa...
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| amarnath pandey | 17:55 | 7/Sep/2007 |
| Friends: (17)
| City: Raipur
| Interests: music,photography
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| wonderful day |
| Happiness keeps you Sweet, Trial make you Strong, Sorrows keep you Human, Failure keeps you Humble, Successs keeps you Glowing And God keeps you Going! Have a wonderful day!
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| DrHarmeet Singh | 20:29 | 11/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (1227)
| City: Birmingham
| Interests: Having a good laugh
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| Very Hot |
| A Zen master visiting London City goes up to a hot dog vendor (Indian of course) and says, "Make me one with everything."The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a €20 note.The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.The vendor responds, "Chan...
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| siddhartha m... | 16:38 | 13/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (539)
| City: OUTER SPACE
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| A JOURNEY COMES TO AN END IN LIFE |
| Dear friends,Time has now come to say goodbye to you all. My spaceship from my planet has arrived.Like every good thing in life,this stint was also temporary in nature.I knew all along that I will have to go one day but it was difficult to reconcile in mind.But what to do?Our life is like that.When I first joined this I land ,I was not knowing much...
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| Shambo Sam | 18:25 | 8/Aug/2007 |
| Friends: (26)
| Interests: Living life kingsize
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| Airport taxis |
| After spending time overseas I returned to Mumbai early this morning, and ran into a totally different species called the airport taxi drivers. They are different from the regular guys, you bet. And you can’t miss them, as you roll your trolley out they are the first people you will run into, all importunating you to hire them. Bandra? Colaba? Walk...
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| Current Boll... | 19:48 | 20/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (419)
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| Aaja Nachle Title Track EXCLUSIVE |
| Hey guys this is the exclusive song from the movie AAJA NACHLE This movie marks the comeback of great actress MADHURI DIXIT So this song is for all her fans desperately waiting for the release of her movie ENJOY !!!!
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| aanchal walia | 10:49 | 25/Aug/2007 |
| Friends: (70)
| City: Delhi
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| hurray!!!!!!!!!!its party time |
| hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii alll!!!!!!!!!!...........uppl might b thnkng dat wat happened 2 her...............but wat i shud do........i feel like screaming...shouting........dancing.......flying....... ..singing........at the peak of ma voice...............m happy;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;now me thnk i shud tell u all why am i happy..........but 1st u ppl ...
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| chaitali rai | 12:24 | 29/Nov/2007 |
| Friends: (483)
| City: in my sweet little world
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| Around the corner I have a friend,In this great city that has no end,Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,And before I know it, a year is gone.And I never see my old friends face,For life is a swift and terrible race,He knows I like him just as well,As in the days when I rang his bell.And he rang mine but we were younger then,And now we are busy, t...
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| Mari Vin | 12:20 | 17/Jul/2007 |
| Friends: (50)
| City: iland
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| ECLIPSE |
| E C L I P S E This to my 50 friends … ’ THANK YOU ‘ Thanks specially to my 30 friends for your comments on my posts… Thanks in particular to my faithful friends who commented in appreciation on all my posts from the beginning till the end. E .P, E B...
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| anju singh | 17:50 | 5/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (60)
| City: faridabad
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| bas ek khayal..... |
| kal khushi bhi kuch yun lagikuch pheeki si, kuch murjhayi si, kuch udhaar si thi.....kal doston ka huzoom saath thapar kuch tanhai si, kuch ghutan si thi...........yeh kaun sa jazba , kaun sa khayal ki ab tanha chalna khalta hai.........bheed mein bhi tanhai kaisi thi,ahsaaas kar chuki hun main.......... bas ab koi meri tanhai baant lekoi mera haat...
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| rumana Kapadia | 08:16 | 17/Jul/2007 |
| Friends: (60)
| City: Singapore
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| Enlightenment - Two Days We Should Not W... |
| Two Days We Should Not Worry by : UnknownThere are two days in every week about which we should notworry, two days which should be kept free from fear and alsoapprehension.One of these days is Yesterday with all its mistakes and cares,its faults and blunders, its aches and pains.Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control.All the money in the w...
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| soloman will... | 15:22 | 8/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (212)
| City: Bhopal
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| illusions....(1) |
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| ab aap mujhe shaitan kahen ya jo bhi,but i couldnt resist myself with sharing this hilarious illusion with you...my dear dear friends! (more is coming.............keep fingers crossed) [eyes*] [Oranges....only!] [just a beer mug friends*]
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| belina singh | 09:34 | 23/May/2007 |
| Friends: (224)
| City: Mumbai
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| Confused ???..If you are in love?? Check... |
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| How True Is Your Love Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest?? -It isn't love, it's LIKE. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of her, am I right?? -It isn't love, it’s LUST. Are you proud, and eager to show her off?? -It isn't love, it’s LUCK. Do you want her because you know she's there?? -It is...
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| Bad Angel | 13:30 | 13/Oct/2007 |
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| Words Fiesta - A compilation of my favou... |
| Words Fiesta! A compilation of my favourite poems on iLand. “Poetry is the journal of the sea animal living on land, wanting to fly in the air. Poetry is a search for syllables to shoot at the barriers of the unknown and the unknowable. Poetry is a phantom script telling how rainbows are made and why they go away.” - Carl Sandburg To My LoveIf ...
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| Naina | 17:22 | 10/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (265)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: reading,music
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| History of man- the now extinct species. |
| What if the current species of homosapiens becomes extinct? Will evolution create a similar but more advanced creature to replace us? What if their archeologists study our times and write our histories, what would it sound like? Read on..."The human civilization made up of the homosapiens sapiens was a unique one in being totally self-centred and l...
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| neha | 22:37 | 2/Jun/2007 |
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| Sometimes being a friend means.......... |
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| Sometimes being a friend means................. mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go... And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.
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| Preposterix ... | 10:25 | 26/Jun/2007 |
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| City: Chennai
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| Whats in a sexual identity? |
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| I first learnt about them when I was 13 years old. My cousins, were referring to them in vulgar terms and cracking jokes. I was naive(then) and asked my mom what those terms meant. She patiently explained them to me. By them, I mean the sexual minorities. Male and Female are the sexual majorities, the transgenders, the minorities.(For an explanatio...
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| S M | 14:17 | 4/Aug/2007 |
| Friends: (196)
| City: Delhi
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| The Future Redefined |
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| The Future Redefined The books are way of life and the collection of books that we keep is our knowledge source often. It will be crazy idea to keep a collection of books handy while on the move or going for work for any book worm. When is the last time you bought a newspaper on the news stand to keep abreast with the latest happening. Have you eve...
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| rhimsun | 07:33 | 31/May/2007 |
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| City: utopia
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| Aaj phir unse mulaqat hogi..... |
| Aaj phir unse mulaqat hogi.... phir hoga kya, kya khabar..kya pata!Ok guys....the long wait is into its last painful moments, in a few minutes I am to leave to recieve my lady love. It has been a very very long 18 days and though I am | | | | |
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